Dear Blogger,

Feb 4, 2006

Dear Blogger,

I want you to know that I have really enjoyed using your service, but there is one thing I am concerned about.

Many people who use blogger know that if they are bored, they can simply log out and go to the main page to watch the names of blogs show up for a few seconds as they are displayed, and occaisionally click on one that looks interesting.

I think that it is cool how at the main page (www.blogger.com) it shows the names of blogs that have just been updated. Unfortunately for everyone who goes to blogger, people create blogs with unfathomably obscene titles. When these blogs get updated, just like the good blogs, the title shows up on the blogger main page right next to where every last person who uses blogger must go to sign in. I am very tired and disturbed by seeing obscene names of blogs over and over again when I go to sign in.

I encourage you to consider the innocence and loyalty of your patrons, because when those obscene things get displayed, both are damaged. Please consider whether or not we are worth enough to you to moderate what words get pushed in front of us, who only want to feel safe at least at the place where we all go for signing in.

Sincerely,

SDtektiv

I am also posting this on my blog:
http://SDtektiv.blogspot.com

Liquified Muffin

I want to learn how to make "Liquified Muffin", and so I offered this guy some good money, but he still won't respond. Please help me humbly request him to teach me how to liquify a muffin, because I know him and I know that he is smart and could teach me. Here you go: How I make stuff: Filler

And if you, the guy who I'm trying to learn from, are reading this right now, I want you to know that my heart has been softened and that even though it was tough I have found it in my heart to forgive you for not sharing your wisdom. I give you the opportunity to now share your wisdom, and you are not obligated to withold your wisdom (see the "verse of the whenever" in the upper left on this page).

Too many Standardized Tests!

The school system is out to WASL us out. They think we actually care about the WASL. By having us waste three weeks of our time every year they are motivating me to care less. Any ways, the original acronym for WASL is the: Washington Assessment of Student Learning.

Post an alternative for what the letters "WASL" should represent.

Here is a post about it on MilkmanJones's blog:
Wit, Wisdom, and Society: WASL-Palooza